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Blog: Funny Laws You Won't Believe Are True

See if you've broken some of these absurd laws in Los Angeles and surrounding cities.

Over the years, Los Angeles and the surrounding cities have passed some pretty interesting (for a lack of a better term) laws. I thought they were too funny and obscure not to share with all you Patch readers out there. 

Enjoy these from the LA Almanac :

Arcadia

  • Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra

  • You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park

  • Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Downey

  • It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood (when it was an independent city)

  • It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Long Beach

  • Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
  • It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

City of Los Angeles

  • It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
  • You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • You may not hunt moths under a streetlight.
  • It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
  • Toads may not be licked.
  • It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
  • Zoot suits are prohibited.
  • Illegal to stage a bullfight in your backyard.
  • Illegal to blow snuff in another’s face.
  • Illegal to bath in someone else’s bathwater.
  • Illegal to fly a balloon more than five feet off the ground.
  • Illegal to wash your neighbor’s car without permission.
  • Illegal to sit on an outdoor restaurant table.

Pasadena

  • It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Santa Monica

  • You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

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ROBERT E. FISHBACK May 19, 2013 at 01:30 pm
Happiness seems but a frosting on a once baked cake of dreams......A wolf got into the hen house,Read More and now our cake just screams..Blow out the candles and wait a year....Grandma is baking another cake.....never fear.....the trash can for the cake of fools...Grandma's ways always rules...
ROBERT E. FISHBACK May 19, 2013 at 08:34 am
buzlight: Yes, I am as angry as you are, also, in a state of dis-belief that this is going on. IRead More find myself fantasizing that an angry segment of our USAF bombs and strafes the white house and the capital. You may not buy into this, but I believe we are seeing God's response to our evil....materialism, greed, unholy alliances, mockery and refusal to adhere to His written word. He gave us the prettiest piece of real estate on earth, and has blessed us with a standard of living unknown before, Yet, we ignore him, blaspheme Him. What I have said will incur as much mockery of me as what you have said did to you. He is in the process of bringing His Word to fact. "They shall perish in their own corruption." So, I am in a grandstand of sorts, remembering our country when it adhered to His way and watching current events caused by our way.
Thomas Thieme May 18, 2013 at 09:21 pm
Thank you but rather than ask South Pas residents to dig into their own pockets yet again, why notRead More help teachers by using funds already available? We have historically high reserves and stable state funding for several years.The district refuses to even negotiate salary increases. As of the past week, the district also now refuses to negotiate reduced class size changes. The recent parcel tax was passed largely to ensure that class sizes would stay low. How is it they can take money from citizens promising this and then not follow through?
ROBERT E. FISHBACK May 18, 2013 at 07:34 am
This is sad and angering. Supers seem to cursed with a strain of lowsy. This is when the people enRead More masse need to stand up for the teachers and start their own pot of relief until the over due raise comes on line.
Thomas Thieme May 17, 2013 at 07:07 pm
Thanks for the gesture. I'm one of those South Pas teachers. It would also be nice if you could askRead More the superintendent, now that we have historically high reserves (thanks partly to teachers taking on more work and receiving no raise for five years) and stable financing from the state, could we please now get a cost of living increase? He's refusing to allow us to negotiate this matter.
ROBERT E. FISHBACK May 18, 2013 at 11:02 am
If by "learning loss" is meant student forgets what he has learned, then I would guessRead More that there was no learning at all, but a memorization of facts given. If by learning loss is meant there was a gap where no curricula was given, then that is just the point of Summer Break. Learning other non class room subjects such as what a hike in the forest has to offer..a trip to the beach...reading a good book. Just sitting under a tree and enjoying. My first impression of LearnBop was it was learning how to dance the Bop to Little Richard or Bill Hailey. Now, that is something even I could get into.
ROBERT E. FISHBACK March 29, 2013 at 01:24 pm
I cant tell you where I live....you would ban my posts ! But, my childhood roots are in Glendale,Read More but I have many pleasant memories of the Pasadena Winter Garden where I used to skate when I has about twelve (1950). I was playing with puberty and oh, the girls in their shortie dresses and legs....There was such a romantic feel to the place. I think I recall a circular wood burner in which there was a fire going on cold days and nights. I still have a punch card showing I was a member of the Penguin Club. There is an area in Glendale that has a peculiar feel to it and it is between Virginia and Mountain....roughly between Ruberta and Central. This isnt Pasadena, of course. That area was my stomping grounds in the 40's. Right there, I thought...it was right there where we talked and laughed....under the light of a street lamp..she was so very cute and precocious. All gone away so long ago..I "heard" her laugh in a capricious breeze that sprang, up...also carrying the scents of Jasmine...So many stories like this in Pasadena too. The people who came and went, but left in their wake a presence like a fire fly's glowing arc.
Donna Evans (Editor) March 29, 2013 at 01:07 pm
@Robert Thanks! You totally made my day :-)
ROBERT E. FISHBACK March 29, 2013 at 12:25 pm
This has to be one of best posts...ever...so pleasant...great writing...There is an ambiance to thatRead More area which I noticed when I lived out there...Pleasantly haunted with happy little things....BOOO !